(Originally inspired by a visit from The Muffin Men.)
1. Billy was a mountain. Ethel was a tree growing off of his shoulder. One day they decided to take a vacation. Where did they decide to go? If possible, use music in your answer.
2. Do you have a kitchen? Is it dangerous? Why or why not?
3. What does the poodle do after it bites?
4. Do you think it is great to be alive? If so, exactly how great to be alive is it?
5. Are you familiar with the music of Frank Vincent Zappa, or is he just someone your dad likes?